Day 1 cut off from society.
It all happened so quickly, but that’s how they say these things always go. One minute everything is fine, and the next your life is more messed up than a teenager’s room. Continue reading “Cut off from the world: A terrible tale of survival”
To say that I don’t know much about women is a little like saying that I don’t know much about cell phones.
I certainly like them a lot and am somewhat comfortable with them, I just have no idea how they work. Also, I often mess up with them, but really have no idea what I did wrong. Continue reading “Spending too much time in the makeup aisle has made me an expert on swimming pool toys”