‘Twas The Night Before Christmas 2016

tree‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring, not even my spouse.

She had already hung the stockings on the TV,
In hopes that the dog wouldn’t steal the candy.

The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
With computers and cell phones resting under their heads.

My wife and I were blanketed from heads to our feet,
Warm in our bed that was without a top sheet.

When out on the lawn, there was a clatter and clack,
I sprang from my bed carefully, not to injure my back. Continue reading “‘Twas The Night Before Christmas 2016”

The best Donald Trump facts column out there. Really, it’s great, super. Probably the best writing ever. Amazing work by me.

Now that Donald Trump is about to become our next President, I thought it was important to learn a little more about him.

This does not deal with politics, as I am fairly confident that he reads this blog and I do not want to be audited or have my domain name somehow shifted to a new online casino, even though it would undoubtedly be the best online casino ever.

The internet is filled with facts about our soon-to-be-president, here are a few I found interesting:  Continue reading “The best Donald Trump facts column out there. Really, it’s great, super. Probably the best writing ever. Amazing work by me.”