While trying to figure out how to work my new phone recently, I was struck by how excited I am to have this amazing new object.
I also thought, though, about how I when I was growing up, I never would have imagined I could be thrilled about the thought of a new phone.
Sure, phones were completely different back then, but I think elementary school Nick Claussen would be disappointed to learn that the adult version would one day be super excited over a new phone.
“Adult Nick is even geekier than I am,” I might have said while my voice cracked. “I hate talking on the phone. Why would I be excited about getting a new phone?” Continue reading “As a child, I would have hated several items that I love now”
In order to make everything great again great (megag), I have decided that it would be best to emulate our country’s top leader when making my own phone calls. And since the President’s phone conversations to foreign leaders have been printed in some amazing articles, I have also decided to release my own transcripts. Continue reading “Trump’s phone style works great in real life; it’s the best style ever”
Don’t you hate it when you are having a perfectly normal conversation and then suddenly you have no idea what happened?
Continue reading “Tales of a few confusing conversations”
Day 1 cut off from society.
It all happened so quickly, but that’s how they say these things always go. One minute everything is fine, and the next your life is more messed up than a teenager’s room. Continue reading “Cut off from the world: A terrible tale of survival”