The 2016 Summer Olympic Games will have 306 events in 28 sports, and will dominate the national media over the next few weeks.
I decided to take a quick look at each of the games to learn more about them, and to offer a few thoughts.
The confusion over events being ‘pushed back’ or ‘moved up’ and a few solutions
If a meeting is “pushed back” or “moved up” in time, what exactly does that mean?
I have had this conversation with several people recently who did not understand what I meant when I used these phrases.
Normally, I would just automatically assume that they were wrong and I was correct, but this time I thought I should take their opinions into consideration and study the issue further before deciding they are wrong.
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Top Five Things My Dog and Cat Think While Staring at Me
My dog Scooter and cat Glenn always seem to be watching me. I can’t fault them for thinking that I am fascinating, but I have often wondered what they were thinking.
Today, though, through innovative technology that gives us the ability to make things up, I have compiled the Top Five Things That My Dog and Cat Think While Staring at Me. Continue reading “Top Five Things My Dog and Cat Think While Staring at Me”
A few thoughts on the joy of turning off lights, getting older and Pokemon Go-ing
When I woke up early this morning and jumped out of bed, I felt like I was ready to take on the world with song in my heart and a skip in my step.
“Ouch,” my song began. “That’s a lot of pain in my feet. And why do my legs hurt? That’s not so neat.” (I still need to work on the harmonies, but I think I’m off to a terrible start.)
More and more as I get older, I notice how getting up in the morning often hurts, how bending over to pick something up requires intricate planning, and how I make those “ooophhh” and ‘Umphff” noises way too often when I sit down.
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Top Five Recurring Dreams
Like many of you, I enjoy sleeping.
I do not, however, enjoy these recurring dreams that continue to interrupt my much more fun dreams like dunking a basketball and owning a llama farm.
Both of those are real, by the way. One is awesome, the other, quite confusing.
Our experts know that many other people also have recurring dreams, so we thought it would be best to rank them in order to help you better organize your sleep schedule.
Here then, is the Top Five Recurring Dreams.
Top Five Pieces of Silverware
One thing that separates people from animals is silverware. People all across the world use all types of eating utensils, but our staff has now compiled the Top Five Pieces Of Silverware so that you will know which items you should have in your homes.
Top Five Letters in the English Language
The English language is filled with some pretty interesting letters, as well as some that just don’t make the cut. Everyone has their own favorite, and countless relationships have been ruined over the debates between vowels and consonants (a word that I found surprisingly hard to spell just now).
In order to ease the debate and help bring some stability to this volatile issue (which is not just the most-used letter), our staff has compiled the Top Five Letters in the English Language. Continue reading “Top Five Letters in the English Language”
A day when everything went perfectly, and it was terrifying!
Do you ever have one of those days when everything is going so well that it is starting to scare you?
That happened to me a few weeks ago, and frankly it still makes me a little bit nervous.
It was Father’s Day and nearly everything went perfectly. It sounds terrifying, right? I got to be so uncomfortable after a few hours that I was pretty sure I would be hit by a bus if many other things went right.
Why oh why do so many good things have to happen to me ?!?
The day started early in the morning, as many days do. Continue reading “A day when everything went perfectly, and it was terrifying!”
Top Five Reasons to Secretly Listen to Air Supply
The band Air Supply is best-known for cheesy ballads that were popular in the 1970s and 1980s, and is too often forgotten about today. But while the band may be corny and uncool, their music is awesome (in a corny, cheesy and uncool way).
While many people love the band, though, we fans (Air Suppliers) can’t just go around singing Air Supply tunes or getting Air Supply tattoos because the greater population does not understand the greatness of the group. I don’t understand the greater population.
In order to help spread the word about Air Supply and to encourage you in your appreciation of all things Air Supply, I have compiled the Top Five Reasons Secretly Listen To Air Supply. Continue reading “Top Five Reasons to Secretly Listen to Air Supply”
Top Five Words That Should Be Eliminated
The English language has a plethora of words that should be eliminated, or at least not used in conversation quite so often. Some people, for example, might not like the word plethora. I think it is permissible if it is used sparingly, but it is annoying if people use it plethorally.
In order to help the American people, I have come up with the Top Five Words that truly should be eliminated. I should add, though, that in the future I may add another five, as there are numerous words that people use way too often and these are mainly just the ones that are bothering me today.
Here now are the Top Five Words That We Should Eliminate (or at least stop using so often).
Here now are the Top Five Words That We Should Eliminate (or at least stop using so often).
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