Top 5 things that used to be common that just seem weird now

Life is constantly changing and it’s easy to forget about a few slices of life that were commonplace not too long ago. Looking back at some of these items, though, they seem pretty strange.

With that in mind, here are the Top 5 Things That Used To Be Common That Just Seem Weird Now. Continue reading “Top 5 things that used to be common that just seem weird now”

How are 6 paper towels like 9? Things that annoy me in grocery stores

While I love grocery stores and talk about them way too much, there are also several things about them that annoy me. Here are a few of these items:

What do we call them? – Is it a supermarket, market, grocery store or some other name? Supercenter? Hypermarket? I looked up a few definitions and found that I rarely shop at a grocery store, since those businesses officially only sell food items, while supermarkets sell food and other items. A hypermarket, by the way, combines supermarkets and department stores into one fabulous store that makes you feel hyper because there are too many people around, you can’t find anything (including the family members you came in with) and you don’t remember where you parked.

Paper towels that advertise you are buying “Like 8” rolls when you are only purchasing 6 thick rolls – It’s not “like 8” rolls. It’s 6 rolls! Recently, and I swear this is true, I bought a package of 6 paper towel rolls that are usually ”like 8,” but it had a large “BONUS ROLL” label on it because somehow it was “like 9”, when it was still only 6 rolls. I hate this new math. If I am going to pay for “Like 8” or “Like 9” paper towel rolls, I think I should be able to pay “Like full price.” Continue reading “How are 6 paper towels like 9? Things that annoy me in grocery stores”

Top Five Signs That Other Countries Are Interfering With Our Elections Again

Now that one country has allegedly tried to influence a major U.S. election, many people are wondering about what may happen with future elections.

In order to help prevent this outside influence, our judges have put together the Top Five Signs That Other Countries Are Interfering With Our Elections Again. Continue reading “Top Five Signs That Other Countries Are Interfering With Our Elections Again”

Top Five Things Other People Can Do With Their Bodies That I Wish I Could Do

My body works reasonably well, but I have always been a little jealous of people who seem to have special abilities. I’m not saying they are X-Men or anything like that, but they are able to do things with their bodies that I cannot do and I usually have now idea how they do it.

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Top 5 Rules for the Movie Theater

I enjoy going to the movies, but there are several rules that must be followed in order to make the experience enjoyable. I should add that it goes without saying that you should not see scary movies. Ever. Or movies that seem sad. Or movies with Keanu Reeves. Or sad movies with Keanu Reeves (although how could you tell if he was sad or not?).

Here then, are the Top 5 Rules for the Movie Theater.

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